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Thanksgiving Dinner

by Spungingles

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It's the time of year to make the cranberry sauce But I am too sick to partake in the cause The food seems bland and tasteless The stuffing has no crunch I can't even open my eyes Or stand up from my chair I need some medicine so I can eat And partake in the Thanksgiving cheer I know the thing I truly want for thanksgivings It's that sweet sweet cough medicine To quell this dreadful cold To cure this horrid flu It's all I want oh it's all I need This thanksgiving day all I want to consume Is cough syrup and more cough syrup This thanksgiving I don't want turkey or stuffing Just a big ol bottle of cough medicine I wanna dose and sip until I fall asleep And dream of a future where the cough has stopped I wanna gulp it down till there's no one left to tell me not to I wanna guzzle and gulp till the bottle is gone This thanksgiving day no pumpkin pie for me Just some good ol fashioned Nyquil The pain in my throat has become intolerable My body is weak and my nose is clogged The only thing that will ease this suffering Is a fat glug of that medicine One sip in the morning then later that night A swig in the afternoon and some more before bed This holiday season with a healthy supply I can finally be free from this dreadful cough At the dinner table where I find myself I ain't eating the food, oh that's just too bad You can call this thanksgiving I'll call it the flu I'm too sick to be merry, I'm just me and you I'll just sit in the corner with my nyquil and cough While the rest of you celebrate and make merry I'm just stuck in a chair with my medicine in my hand Hoping this sickness will take it's final stand The only thing I wanna do is pop some pills This Thanksgiving day has really got me for a
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released February 21, 2024

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Spungingles Berlin, Germany

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